Add a little personality (and sarcasm) to your kitchen with these minimalist cotton dish towels featuring funny sayings perfect for wine lovers, busy moms, and anyone surviving the daily chaos one glass at a time.
Designed with a clean modern look and neutral farmhouse aesthetic, these towels make the perfect gift for moms, housewarmings, hostess gifts, wine nights, bridal showers, birthdays, or just because dishes are apparently never-ending.
Available Sayings:
“To Do List: Open Bottle, Pour Wine, Drink Wine, Repeat”
“What Does ‘Fold In The Cheese’ Mean?”
“Stupid Dishes.”
“Alexa, Do the Dishes”
“Drinks Well With Others”
“Still Not Sure What a Wine Stopper Is For”
Product Details:
Premium white cotton dish towel
Soft, absorbent, and functional
Minimalist black vinyl design
Approx. 27” x 27”
Machine washable (cold wash recommended)
Handmade with love by Mom Logic Co.
Perfect For:
Farmhouse kitchen decor
Wine lovers
Funny mom gifts
Hostess gifts
Housewarming presents
Schitt’s Creek fans
Girls’ night gifts
Everyday kitchen humor
Notes:
Each towel is handmade, so slight variations may occur — making every piece uniquely yours.
Care Instructions: Wash cold and tumble dry low or air dry. Avoid ironing directly on design.
