{"product_id":"funny-kitchen-dish-towel-minimalist-farmhouse-kitchen-decor-wine-mom-humor-tea-towels","title":"Funny Kitchen Dish Towel | Minimalist Farmhouse Kitchen Decor | Wine \u0026 Mom Humor Tea Towels","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a little personality (and sarcasm) to your kitchen with these minimalist cotton dish towels featuring funny sayings perfect for wine lovers, busy moms, and anyone surviving the daily chaos one glass at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned with a clean modern look and neutral farmhouse aesthetic, these towels make the perfect gift for moms, housewarmings, hostess gifts, wine nights, bridal showers, birthdays, or just because dishes are apparently never-ending.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Sayings:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“To Do List: Open Bottle, Pour Wine, Drink Wine, Repeat”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“What Does ‘Fold In The Cheese’ Mean?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Stupid Dishes.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Alexa, Do the Dishes”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Drinks Well With Others”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Still Not Sure What a Wine Stopper Is For”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium white cotton dish towel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft, absorbent, and functional\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMinimalist black vinyl design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApprox. 27” x 27”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMachine washable (cold wash recommended)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade with love by Mom Logic Co.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFarmhouse kitchen decor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWine lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny mom gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHostess gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHousewarming presents\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSchitt’s Creek fans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGirls’ night gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEveryday kitchen humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach towel is handmade, so slight variations may occur — making every piece uniquely yours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWash cold and tumble dry low or air dry. Avoid ironing directly on design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mom Logic Co","offers":[{"title":"Wine Stopper?","offer_id":47795427606715,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Drinks well with others","offer_id":47795427639483,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Alexa do the dishes","offer_id":47795428753595,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stupid Dishes","offer_id":47795429408955,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/2078\/7387\/files\/5A2AE8A8-9917-44D7-97BB-CFE7E93EAE0D.jpg?v=1778294807","url":"https:\/\/mom-logic-co.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-kitchen-dish-towel-minimalist-farmhouse-kitchen-decor-wine-mom-humor-tea-towels","provider":"Mom Logic Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}